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Twitter [08 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 06:13 Times like this, I'm glad Trixie's a Honda. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [07 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 00:11 @cso0830 Dunno. I never tried that. 10:52 Such a beautiful day today. Go Saints! 12:44 Preparing a delicious taco salad buffet, including homemade guacamole, for the Superbowl! 15:25 'AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER' MOVIE WAS THE FIRST NEW SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL!!!!!! Thankg bob for DVR, cuz Mady's recording it. 16:46 Yay for Harry Potter land at Universal Studios Orlando! 17:36 Yay! I called the Barney Stinson number, and I got a date! 3:45am, Oct. 12, 2016. Ha, ha. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [06 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 23:37 I'm such a nerd. I get excited about Sat night's NPR program on my drive home. 23:43 I <3 Moe Rocca. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [04 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 10:59 I haven't even gotten out of bed, & Mady's trapped me in the bedroom to help her decide whether she should keep some of her many outfits... 11:04 Dammit. She walked out of the room and I thought we were done, but she yelled, "No! I got slacks!" kick me in the head, please

Twitter [03 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 20:31 Just HELLA got attacked by some broad patient, who proceeded to call me a whore for 15 min. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [02 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 07:33 I think I have a food crush on Tyler Florence. 11:54 Aw, I wish! But Mady and I are going to Disneyland for my birthday. Thanx though! I love The Pearl... 11:54 @cso0830 That tweet was meant for you. It got lost. 17:38 I can't believe my lady doesn't like soy sauce, let alone my super-delicious chicken adobo!!! 17:44 I've never made adobo in such a small size. That's only one chicken breast! yfrog.com/aus93hj 20:29 Yay! Finally watching 'The Princess and the Frog'! It looks better on my PS3 than on my computer. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [01 Feb 2010|2345 hrs] 23:49 Do you mind if I stroke you up? (I don't miiiiind) Do you mind if I stroke you down? (I don't miiiiind) 14:44 *Finally* sitting down to set up Mady's laptop I bought her for Christmas. She had this crazy delusion we had to sit and do it together... 22:07 Mady went to sleep, so now I'm watching 'RuPaul's Drag Race'. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [31 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 05:46 Why is Kesha on NPR?! 14:38 WHY is there so much traffic in Oakland?! I'm supposed to be in San Jose in 20 minutes!!! 18:42 Yay for new Panera Bread salmon salads! 20:47 One of my CNAs: "the iPad is just a big iPod touch!" Eh, it sounds funnier IRL cuz he said it in Tagalog. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [30 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 06:15 @cso0830 Yay! I'm excited for you guys! 14:03 I freakin love 'Avatar'! The show > the movie. Rather, I should say that I freakin love 'Avatar: The Last Airbender'. 16:38 @cso0830 Yay! kick me in the head, please

Twitter [27 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 11:55 This old Asian guy sitting next to me at Honda reminds me of my dad. He's pretending to read, but really he's sleeping. 13:02 Still waiting for my car at Honda... And being reminded of how much daytime tv sucks. 13:21 Been at Honda for almost 3 hrs waiting for my car. They said it'd be 1 hr 15 min. Bastards! 18:50 I love when I make dinner even more! Red wine-rosemary chicken, here I come! kick me in the head, please

Twitter [26 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 20:17 I love when Whole Foods cooks dinner. 21:10 Ooooohhhhh, cauliflower gratin. You were AMAZING! kick me in the head, please

Twitter [25 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 11:25 Sandra Lee on Food Network is such an alcoholic. 14:47 I forget how much I love Robin Thicke. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [24 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 20:12 Fuck. I had my first ever patient die on my shift. Thank bob he's hospice. Still scared the hell out of me. 20:26 And i had literally *just* given his morphine..... =/ kick me in the head, please

Twitter [23 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 06:23 @hime7 I love buttercream... 12:18 I love my new haircut, but what i hate most about my hair is that i can see my dad in it. It reminds me of his George Jones combover. =/ 14:11 My mommy says that when it's sunny and raining, gnomes are getting married. 22:36 Looks like my high school reunion date is set for Oct. Still a while away, but now it's getting a little too real for me. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [22 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 05:22 FUCK! My Star Trek checks *finally* came in the mail and they got my name wrong!!! 19:55 So freakin busy at work tonight. I wanna just die. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [21 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 11:29 Oatmeal + nutella = HELL YES!!! 12:36 Bout to get my haircut by my favoritest uncle in the world! Good thing he called in sick, even if just for a headache. 13:21 @cso0830 Yay! Then we can play Words With Friends! 14:07 I have no more hair! And Mady doesn't like it. Hee, hee. 14:43 I no mo hair! yfrog.com/4grvclj 17:09 FINALLY leaving so cal for home. 4 hours after i wanted to leave... 23:18 Ha,ha. Mady is not happy with my haircut. She said i look like a Beatle. 23:22 It feels good to finally be in my own bed. G'night, everybody! kick me in the head, please

Twitter [19 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 16:49 RT @JessicaSarahS 10 words you need to stop misspelling bit.ly/8MhwXT via @oatmeal 19:10 I had forgotten about Nelly. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [18 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 13:16 I should really get in the shower for work and stop watching the Warriors game. 17:39 Dammit. Now i have Lisa Loeb stuck in my head... 19:55 What a shit day. I just wanna go home. kick me in the head, please

Twitter [16 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 16:19 The damn weather man promised me rain from Fri to Tues. Liar face! Where's my rain? kick me in the head, please

Twitter [15 Jan 2010|2345 hrs] 07:33 *Finally* got my iPhone! Yay me! 07:33 @hmjgriffon Ha,ha. Thanx. kick me in the head, please

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